1. spookbeast:

    come on and slam

    (via poke-problems)

     
  2. fozmeadows:

    scienceofsarcasm:

    Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
    "She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

    I would love to know what this means.

    I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

    (via worldken)

     
  3. theescapegoats:

    boredasgetout:

    Pokemon shaming - LOVE THIS

    so CUTE

    (via hongsetoufaren)

     
  4. shinichameleon:

    By mojojoj
    ※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.

    (via thelindsayjones)

     

  5. iguanamouth:

    iguanamouth:

    remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

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    a real movie

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    shit. shit

    (via circioftnisq)

     
  6. jensen-fuckles:

    The new harry potter movie looks great

    (Source: use-the-force-harry, via circioftnisq)

     

  7. thisbridgecalledmyblog:

    brainstatic:

    Jumanji taught us that the scariest thing in the African jungle is the white guy with a gun.

    where is the lie

    (via circioftnisq)

     
  8. nollag:

    I want this printed on every shirt I own

    (via circioftnisq)

     
  9. Chris Pratt being a dork on the Red Carpet of Guardians of the Galaxy (x)

    (Source: complisults-and-explanabrags, via by-tea-i-mean-hot-lesbian-sex)

     

  10. sliferexecutiveproducer:

    furiclaus:

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    you know when u hate someone so much u start imagining their face in the sky?

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    because they beat u at a card game?

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    seto kaiba knows

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    "Remember who you are, Kaiba…"

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    "…"

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    "A loser."

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    (Source: cospinol, via veritasunae)

     

  11. So my 6yo told me about this discussion he had with a kid at school

    1. Kid: God made you.
    2. My son: No, he didn't.
    3. Kid: Yes, he did! God made everyone.
    4. My son: A scientist made me.
    5. Kid: Scientists don't make people! God does.
    6. My son: No, I was literally made by a scientist. He took one of my dad's sperms and injected it into one of my mom's eggs and made a little embryo. And then they stuck that embryo in my mom's uterus and that became me. I even have pictures!
    7. Kid: ...
    8. My son: ...
    9. Kid: ...
    10. My son: I was made by SCIENCE!
     
  12. http://inublo.jp/blog/ka_wahine_momona
    http://inublo.jp/blog/ka_wahine_momona

    sexhaver:

    "i can’t fucking read"

    (Source: inublo.jp, via hongsetoufaren)

     
  13. gentlemanbones:

    sadisticpalmtree:

    DEM ARMSTRONG GURLS………

    10/10 FAMILY

    (Source: envy-the-fourth, via i-invented-the-oven)