EXTREMELY funny to find out that the new motorcycle is a multi-seater mount not because another player sits in the sidecar, but because they have to cling onto the back of it WHILE ALPHA SITS IN IT HELP
When you have to spend 45 minutes arguing the plot of a doll movie cause your political movement is definitely winning in the marketplace of ideas and you attempted to grow a beard to hide your botched lip filler in your old navy outlet Jean jacket.
genuinely curiously wondering how many people have lost the key to their cock cage and then need to call… what the clinic the fire department a lockpick who is helping these trapped penises
they usually call me at my personal cell phone number, I come to their house, and I gnaw through the metal until their penis is set free
when I was a kid my best friend and I were really enamored by the very exotic concept of quicksand so every summer we used to go down to the woods near the lakeshore and play in a patch of mud that would let us sink in it up to our chests and pretend that it was quicksand. it was extremely dense and very hard to move through or get out of and we always had to crawl out on our bellies, completely exhausted and coated in mud up to our necks. lost several shoes and one pair of pants that way.
us, playing in quicksand: “haha! let’s pretend this is quicksand!”
i love how no one ever questions tintin bringing snowy with him wherever he goes and this even continues to the point where tintin is going to the moon and they’re just like ok tintin here is your space suit and, of course, the special little dog-shaped space suit we made for your dog who is going to the moon as well
